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Why are people obsessed with male anal sex on here and shoehorn it in on a religious context? I've never seen lesbians mentioned. Or damned to hell.
And gay men seem to be portrayed and evil demons who don't have a normal life their existence is just sticking their bits in other men.
Anal sex between men isn't the be-all-and-end-all of homosexuality. Love, intimacy, companionship, etc., all the other things that come into normal relationships enter into it too. As well as normal life, including religion.
Why are they portrayed as sex monsters very frequently? | Not me.
Romans 1:24-27 | How to stop anal leaking? my boyfriend was giving me anal sex yesterday and he has this 10 inch monster cock.. and its really thick. It hurts me everytime he puts his tool on me.. today i woke up and there was blood in my anus!! im like so scared!@ plz help me.. what do i do? vaseline??? | the rectum was made to store stool-not sperm---having said that----having anal intercourse-causes small tears in the lining of the rectum-and messes with thi external and internal sphincter(muscular ring) that keeps fecal stuff inside until you have a bowel movement) the vaginal is made to expand and accommadate the penis ( it also expands to allow a baby to pass thru. Minute tears in the rectal area-cause bleeding-leading to infection, loss of spincter control-allow germs and bacteria to enter the bloodstream and body--
but if you insist-take it slow, use lotion to gradually open the anus,use a condom.mad | How do I get more "fun" out of masturbating? Its gettin a little old... I think Ive tried everything, shower stuff, anal stuff, even vacum. Is there anything else that can give me a lot of fun as well as a monster orgasam? | Yes. Stop masturbating. Only do it (if at all) when you're bursting with sperm and you feel compelled to do it. When I was a teen-ager, I used to masturbate almost every night, and sometimes in the daytime I literally rubbed my penis raw while drawing sexy pictures. It was no fun at all (well, hardly any!). Later, I started actively trying to avoid masturbation, and after a while I largely succeeded--but, on the infrequent occasions when I failed, it was incredibly exciting!
True, this strategy would involve getting more of a life away from masturbation, and not looking to masturbation as one of your chief sources of satisfaction--but I found that was highly beneficial too. | How can i shoot a monster load? my girlfriend wants me to go anal raw so i want to shoot the bigest load ever so she never asks again what can i do to increase my *** laod | | Don't ejaculate for a few days, drink lots of water, L-arganine, zinc and maca. | What do I do if the Loch Ness Monster is asking me for Tree Fiddy? He's outside my door right now. He tried swindling me off Tree Fiddy 2 times already. First time, 1 week ago, I heard a knock on my door, and I saw a little girl scout. She asks me if I want to buy some cookies. I say yes, how much are they? And do you know what she said? Tree Fiddy. It was about time that I noticed that this little girl scout was 3 stories high and was a crustatious creature from the deep. I said, "I ain't givin you no Tree Fiddy you monster! I work for my money! Now get off my lawn!" He leaves after that. The second time was 3 weeks later, at 3:00 in the mornin, I was abducted by aliens. They were about to give me an anal probe, but then, one of the aliens asked if they could borrow them some money. And do you know what the alien said? Tree Fiddy. I then said, "(Censored) you, Loch Ness monster! I ain't givin you know god(Censored) Tree Fiddy! Go get your own Tree Fiddy and get out of my life!" And now, he's at my door again. Should I give him the money, or should I not because he might assume I have more? | You say DAMMIT Monster, I ain't givin' you no three fiddy!
Make sure to keep an eye on your wife, he can trick three fiddy out of here every so often. | Lol me and my man haven't been intimate yet but he is 14 inches and very thick ikr monster D**K? so my problem is how do i take him all the way in all three ways (i have never had anal sex) and really how do i deepthroat. (i have seen it and i am very f**king scared, but boy do i love it! lol) i haven't had sex in over three years so i really need help. lol yes it has been a while | | Tell him that 14 inches isn't enough. | Girls, does having a guy in your _____ sort of feel like anal --- except without the nerves? I think guys are curious how it feels for a girl to have a guy inside of her --- other than we know that the nerves for a guy and a girl are sort of the same.
But, it's gotta be interesting to have this "hard monster" inside of you. | | If you are that curious, why don't you let her stick a big d1ld0 up your @&&, then you will be able to get an idea of how it feels. | I need help, my boyfriend has totally changed into an abusive monster overnight!? i have read some similar questions and said, god why don't they leave him, what is the matter with them, especially when they say they love him!
the other night, we were messing around and all of a sudden, he dragged me off the bed onto the floor and he grabbed my hair so tight i started crying and forced me to give him oral s*x, he was hitting my face over and over and i have a black eye as i type. i nearly threw up many times!
in the morning, i just... i dont know what i thought. i didnt think it could get any worse until the next morning i woke to find him touching me, i felt nervous and was so far on the edge of the bed he started to push it in from behind. i cried out no and tried to move away, he is stronger than me so we ended up having anal s*x, with me crying and shouting no to him but he didnt stop. in the end i just grabbed the matress and shut my eyes and waited for him to stop. i asked him why he did that after he had had a shower, he said because i let him, i felt like screaming at him. but didnt.
yesterday, he asked me to hit him to make up for him hurting me, i just shook my head. i knew if i started i probably wouldnt stop
basically, i dont know what to do, its not the first time i have been sexually assaulted, but not by him, that is what these few days felt like. i thought he understopd the pain i went through and now i really dont know what to do because as the line goes, i love him so much,we have been together for five years! i just keep thinking maybe i didnt say no properly or loudly enough but i know i was screaming and crying, our neighbours heard me crying the first night and banged on the wall so...
my question is, what the hell am i going to do! i am so messed up | | nufaularinsiants | Depressed parrot problem what? My trusty African grey Congo "Fapper" has resided upon my left shoulder through thick and thin including the more pleasant times such as the battle of the Somme, the battle of Stalingrad and the battle of the Bulge! Flapper has offered me use full advice throughout all of my glorious campaigns with timely discourse such as " Hes an Englishmen ********," " reload you moron" and " throw it for faxs sake throw it " Needless to say I probably would not be at Clap trap castle today were it not for him! Recently Flapper met with an unfortunate experience while sipping from the downstairs clap trap crapper when Lady Bumwobble suddenly decided to drop a lady log and knocked him into the bowl as she landed her enormous anal monster upon the loo. I can only imaging Flappers terrible world at this point, the weather must have been extreme to say the least, the inescapable nauseous wind, the throat stinging spray, the deafening audio not to mention the sloppy bombs landing on his petrified cranium whilst he came to terms with the immediate fact that parrots cant swim! I did hear an enormous squawking but assumed it was Bumwobbles delivery technique so thought nothing more of it. It was only when The battle axe appeared in a satisfied poise and Flapper followed close after in a panic and dripping in sewage that I realised his folly what? Ever since that day his head has hung low, hes off his crunchy nut corn flakes and the only thing he ever says is " fakit " or " moggadom, moggadom" . My life is proving dangerous without his advice. I need to cheer the damned animal up and fast, Before anyone realises I cant think for myself totally! any ideas what? | | Oh dear old boy this does seem to be a most problematic situation. Although all this depression could have been avoided with a well timed quip following his excrement covered form emerging after Lady Bumwobble's bombshell. A simple "Who's a shi*ty boy then" from your good self would surly have perked up the little fellows crud coated beak. Failing that show him this little clip featuring that well know blue comic Jasper Parrot www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVVzUxXxQ… . Tip top. | ObeWhat is your favorite Sesame Street Character? Theory: Who you like helps determine your personality.
Big Bird : You're an only guy or someone that needs attention all the time. You might even drive a yellow Hummer or Corvette...
Oscar The Grouch : You're a slacker or loser. A punk or goth, or you think you're a rebel. You might smoke pot or be on welfare...(maybe not since you have a computer)
Snuffleoffogus : A sneaky lier. Dishonest. Someone who hides things from others for no good reason. Maybe a car salesman.
Cookie Monster : Obviously a fat slob with no personal discipline. You are obese and can't say no to yourself.
Grover : You are fun, like to have fun, a goof. You don't take life seriously. You maybe drive a convertible . Or a VW bug.
The Count : Anal nerd. Obessive Cumplulsive. Calculater watch. You drive the most practical car and most likely have glasses.
Burt and/or Ernie : You're gay or lesbian.
Elmo : You're retarded
What do you think? | | Elmo |
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