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| What kind of comedy do you prefer? For the most part I can't stand crude bathroom and graphic sex jokes. They're just low and gross. I'm not sure if it's because I'm a prude or if it's just because it takes something more original and inspired to impress me. I'm also really sick of cliche "I'm a guy I'm not complicated" and "black people this white people that" jokes. I like creative, witty and subtle humor. But then...I admit I like slapstick.The Marx Brothers and Chris Farley make me laugh and I still get a kick of those two burglars getting beat up in Home Alone. I like the classic comics like Mantan Moreland and Bob Hope too. King of the Hill and The Simpsons are funny. Looney Tunes and Disney make me laugh. Straight comedy makes me laugh. Shakespeare comedies make me laugh but so do SNL reruns and South Park. So I guess I like most kinds of comedy except the stuff I mentioned earlier. |
| Funny animals. King of the Hill. Old Bugs Bunny cartoons. I am very odd in my sense of humor. |
| Are there any good men in Tennessee? Look, I'm tired of being single so, I'm looking for someone who's ready for a serious relationship. Here's a little something about me. I listen to everything from MCR-Mary J. Blige; I hate most of these new wanna be rappers like:MIMS. I'm not a girly-girly; I can't play sports, but I love football. I'm into Anime and foreign studies; I love to shop for video games and comics; I'm about self-expression. I don't hold back if I'm asked for my criticisms. I hate these new "horror" flicks because there's nothing scary about them; I just see a lot of blood; gore; and sex. I hate chick flicks; I love Action/Adventure and Comedies. I watch Chapelle; Mencia; South Park; Family Guy; The Simpsons; Drawn Together; and other forms of satire. I know a bit about wiring; I hate bigots; hypocracy; and our president. I'm also on myspace at: www.myspace.com/animefreak20006 If you're interested, e-mail me at: animefreak20008@yahoo.com |
| I live in Tennessee and (as a guy) find that meeting other people revolves around church or getting drunk at dive bars--neither of which are for me. A big city like Nashville or Memphis offers activities where you could meet people, outside of there the chances maybe slim. As someone else suggested you might have to try a dating service (Yahoo Personals are free). Good luck and keep in mind that it is much easier for women (I assume about you) to meet guys than it is for men to meet women. |
| Am I weird? I listen to everything from MCR-Mary J. Blige; I hate most of these new wanna be rappers like:MIMS. I'm not a girly-girly; I can't play sports, but I love football. I'm into Anime and foreign studies; I love to shop for video games and comics; I'm about self-expression. I don't hold back if I'm asked for my criticisms. I hate these new "horror" flicks because there's nothing scary about them; I just see a lot of blood; gore; and sex. I hate chick flicks; I love Action/Adventure and Comedies. I watch Chapelle; Mencia; South Park; Family Guy; The Simpsons; Drawn Together; and other forms of satire. I know a bit about wiring; I hate bigots; hypocracy; and our president. My friend thinks I'm a little out of this world; I don't know what she means by that. What would you classify me? I am comfortable with who I am but I just want an honest opinion; don't worry about hurting me; I'm just curious. |
| Nah...you're a self-expressionist. Someone who ain't scared to voice their opinion. I am the same as you. For a while I thought I was weird until I saw the Captain on Star Trek! I listen to whichever music takes my fancy, I am crap at sports games but am a total tomboy. I ma also a mix of goth/ punk/ rock/ sophisticated. I would rather kill anybody said pink than be a girl. I hate Versace and D&G but still desighn tons of clothes. I just do what I want. I can't help it. And people like me and you cant be classified. We are not weird...just unclassified. |
| What am I? A question for the furrys out there? OK, First of all, Guide lines. This is a hard question to ask, even anonymously. There is just so much ridiculous controversy over every thing involved. SO, if you have a problem with gays or furrys please just don't say any thing. No one wants to here it. You're not going to change me or any one ells by saying you think it's wrong. And if you don't know what a furry is (It's not guys with a lot of chest hair) please don't Google it then tell me it's gross. It's not your thing, I get it! So, I'm a seventeen year old guy. I've been a furry fan for maybe three or four years now, but in the last six months or so I've become vary deeply involved in it. Let me start at the beginning. I have always been vary sexually in tune with my self. I started masturbating when I was four, maybe younger. I know some of you might find that hard to believe since boys can't get an erection that young, but it is possible to have an orgasm with out one. From the time I was seven to thirteen I liked to look at cartoon porn, stuff that involved character from the Simpsons, Kim possible, American Dragon- Jake Long etc. But I never rely looked at the guys just the girls. I had to give it up for a while because me and my parents spent about four months in an RV going cross country. So when we got a house and I finally had my own privet room, I got rely in to it again. I went all over the place for hours just looking for good toon porn. I slowly started leaving American cartoons behind and got into soft core hentai. Again, i just looked at the girls. One day on one of my searches I came across an anthropomorphic cat girl, I just couldn't stop looking at it. I wanted more. So I started cruising the web sights I already knew, only finding these drawings every once in a while. Slowly over the years I began to learn about them, what they where called, what kind of a fan base they have, and how wide of a range they have. As I learned more and more about them I began to realize I was mostly interested in K-9s. Then slowly I began to realize I was mostly interested in K-9 men. In the past six months I've come to learn of the furry fandom. I've found web sites and comics that cater to my particular interests. And I've left all other forms of porn behind... for the most part. In the last two or three months I came to realize that I was gay, or so I thought. And I came to terms with that rather easily. But about a month ago I read a web comic called Fur-piled in it's entirety in one sitting. Then by some fluke it dawned on me... I have never in my life seen a human boy/man I wanted to have sex with. Now if that was all, I would assume I was a straight guy with a fetish, but I don't get any thing out of most women either. I've been to a few gay dating sights and some gay porn sights and I get nothing from it. I find women mildly sexually attractive every once in a blue moon, but most of the time they just make me feel hallow. So I thought I might like girls with penises. HELL NO! It's just furry K-9 men, that's all. I don't even get any thing out of reel dogs. So today I did some web browsing. Apparently there is a phenomenon in gay yiffy. A lot of straight as a ruler guys seem to like it. But I haven't found any one ells that likes it this freak'n much. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH ME! What scars my even more is, I do like gay yiffy, yes. But I like the romantic comics even more. I see two K-9 furs snuggling in bed, holding hands, nuzzling each other, or staring deeply in to each others eyes, all I can think is, man, I wish that was me. But when I think of doing any of that stuff with another human, boy or girl, I feel a massive empty spot, like there's something a human can't give me. I thought this was just a faze for a while, but it's been going on for too long and it's way too intense. I like being a furry. I rely, rely do. But what scares me is, that's all I like. OK, I know this has been dragging on a long time now, and it's turned in to more of a messed up autobiography than a question, so I appreciate those of you who have taken the time to reed this. I need help and no one close to me knows any thing about furrys, and even if they did I don't think I'd say any thing, so I guess the next best thing is to ask complete strangers. I don't know how much of this is relevant or not. I just put every thing in just I case. P.S. I know my spelling must be a train wreck. I have dyslexia and ADD so bad. And I didn't exactly want to give this to my dad for him to proofread. P.P.S. If any furry would like to email or IM me, I would really like that. I don't know any furrys and I'd really like too. |
| Hmm, well most people who have some form of fetish or paraphilia also have a corresponding sexual attraction to men or women or both. From what you say, at least within humans, you sound asexual. However I don't know enough about human sexual development to make any definitive statements on asexuality (ie. what determines orientation or lack therof). I have to comment that such is unfortunate, but I suppose you will simply live celibate unless you develop further. You are only 17, at that age I couldn't picture myself with another person. You sound like you will grow into being gay. I don't think there is much you can do at this point, it's best in fact not to have to worry about such things until you are older. |
| 'Why' is rated R movies against the Mormon religion? Two of my very good friends at school are Mormons, I don't care that they are but I don't understand as to 'why' they're not allowed to watch rated R movies all they tell me is "It's against my religion" which is fine... but why...? There are rated PG-13 movies that feels like rated R and rated R movie that feels PG. It just a little broad for me, that are both bad hearted rated R moves and good hearted rated R movies. It's like saying all cartoons are for guys but you have The Simpsons and Family Guy. One of my Mormon friends told me their Dad is at a conflict; he wants to watch Watchmen because he's been a huge fan of the comic but the movie rating is against his religion. Although, he was able to read a comic that is just as gory, violent and same amount of sex why is it against his religion to watch the movie that is the same thing? But what I guess what I'm really saying is not all rated R movies have disgusting, violent and sexual images just for the hec of it or even have it at all and there are movies that are rated R for no good reason. I'm sorry... it just... a rated R movie shouldn't be judged as bad when no one have really seen it. Ah sorry again, I just love the art of movies... and usually the best ones are rated R because the director has no limit and can be as realistic as his story needs to be and sometimes that's the best direction. I really have no problems with Mormons, I just really love movies. I defended my friend by some girl who doesn't like her just because she was a Mormon. |
| Good question. I understand your love of movies and of good story lines, but there are some things in this world that, while they may be entertaining, also draw our hearts and minds away from God. Our purpose in this life is to learn and grow and try to become more like the Father who created us, but extramarital sex, crude language, excessive violence...they're all things that distract us, that often lead to sin and ultimately keep us from realizing our divine potential as God's guyren. We try to avoid them when we can. Nor is it just about God. Plenty of studies have shown that those who watch (or read) violent material have a higher tendency towards violence themselves. An entire generation of young men are growing up with addictions to pornography which often began with some sex scene from a show or a movie, and I highly doubt that those young men will be able to have healthy relationships when the time comes. What we watch affects how we think, how we behave, and how we interact with others. Is a little entertainment worth all that? I do understand your point about the rating system. Yes, there are many PG-13 or even PG movies that have massively inappropriate content, and there are some R-rated movies that don't seem that bad. However...while there was a time when church leaders only asked us to avoid R-rated movies, in recent decades, our leaders have been warning us to be careful with ANYTHING we might watch or read. This includes television (especially Family Guy) or movies with lower ratings, and it includes books (and comic books). Anything which can drive away the spirit of God is something we should avoid. ...and I must politely disagree with you about those R-rated movies that don't seem as if they deserve such a rating. While the rating system is admittedly far too lax, the movies that have been given the higher ratings HAVE been watched and judged. There is never an R-rated movie that doesn't deserve that rating, though there are far too many with lower ratings that were allowed to slide on technicalities. The problem, though, is that church leaders just don't have the time to sit down and tell us exactly which television shows, movies, or books should be avoided. Movies with certain ratings are easy since they've already been judged, but the rest has to be left to our individual judgment. There are certain authors that I won't let my younger siblings read, and there are plenty of television shows which my parents have blocked at home. When we plan to see a movie, we always get online first and check to see why the movie was given that rating. It's all a massive pain in the butt, but while I honestly do see where you're coming from, I personally wouldn't want to jeopardize anything for a movie I honestly won't remember even a year later. Some things just aren't worth that. And in case you ever want to check out the ratings for yourself, the most reliable site I've found so far is: www.guys-in-mind.com/ Trust me, they list EVERYTHING. |
| Who do you think is the uttermost worst animated character ever? In my opinion………….. Here’s my list. • Peter Griffin, Quagmire and Herbert from “Family Guy” cause Peter’s so way beyond Immoralant (Immoral + Ignorant), Quagmire’s just a sex-machine rapist and Herbert the old pedophile who needs to get killed off for real! • Inspector Gadget – He’s the guy who doesn’t understand what’s going on, doesn’t look what’s around him, doesn’t listen & think, and doesn’t know who’s really the villain who’s working for M.A.D. • Snarf from “Thundercats” – The show’s Lovable Coward. • The Wonder Twins from “Superfriends” – More like the Wesley twins! • Elmyra from “Tiny Toons Adventures” – She has a way for loving all animals which she doesn’t know she squeezes the life out of them, the fans hated her, but too bad the executives at Warner Bros. loved her, and kept trying to get her her own show. Eventually, they had her co-star in a Pinky and the Brain spinoff, Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain, which earned her the wrath of more angry fans. • All the adults, Cartman and Kyle Schwartz from “South Park” cause where it is always up to the guys to save the day while the adults run around either clueless, panicking, or distracted. Stan Marsh's father Randy in particular is wonderfully stupid and easily led. Eric Cartman is a mega racist (hopefully he’ll grow up and learn or so he won’t) and Kyle Schwartz the annoying cousin of Kyle. • Jade Chan from “Jackie Chan Adventures” – She pretty much steals the spotlight from her uncle Jackie and invertingly gets in his way heck all the time. • Homer Simpson and Chief Quimby from “The Simpsons” - Quimby’s the worst-ever cop in Springfield and Homer Simpson – the family’s most leading moron and Frank Grimes was right about him. • Brock from the Poke’mon series – he goes around finding beautiful women met by rejection, confusion, or being dragged away from them by Misty, Max, or his Pokémon, Croagunk. • Scrappy-Doo from the “Scooby Doo series” – Need I say more? • Jar Jar Binks and Watto from Star Wars prequel trilogy – Jar Jar is the infamous that people who have never seen any of the Star Wars films hate him anyway, and Watto is a nasty slave owner. • Sguys & Mudflap from “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” – they are a pair of guy-like Autobots who are identical twins save their colours (green and red). They are comic relief characters, but were not exactly welcomed by the public. • Lucky from “King of the Hill” - a stereotypically ugly, middle-aged hill-billy with a drolling monotonous voice and no high-school education. His main source of income is filing lawsuits (regardless of their justification), as he practically refuses to get a job. He started off as a one shot character, but returns a season later, only this time he's become a regular character after Luanne falls in love with him. And he's still a homely, unemployed hillbilly who ends up living with the Hill family. There are times when the show hangs lampshades on his obnoxiousness, but, in general, the main cast just puts up with him (and the audience is expected to as well, since he ends up marrying Luanne). • Robert Freeman and Uncle Ruckus from “The Boondocks – Robert is a misguided jerk who attracts bizarre or dangerous women and Ruckus is an overweight black man with a grotesque appearance who idolizes old black slave culture. Ruckus is self-hating, disassociating himself from his African-American heritage as best he can, and hates all people who are non-white. |
| I have a collective disdain for "cute" additions to any cast. Scrappy-Doo, Bat Mite, Godzookie, and that goofy little alien thingy they threw into The Jetsons. |
| All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They got one marked "brightness" but it don't work, does it? ~Leo Anthony Gallagher How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? ~Rod Serling, quoted in Submitted for Your Approval, Public Broadcasting Station, 1995 Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. ~Ann Landers I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. ~Groucho Marx Television has changed a guy from an irresistible force to an immovable object. ~Author Unknown We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our guys come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don't make the mistake of thinking your guy only learns between 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m. ~George Bush If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your guys to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it. ~Jerome Singer Television: A medium - so called because it is neither rare nor well done. ~Ernie Kovacs Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language - and that's just deciding who gets to hold the remote control. ~Donna Gephart Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. ~David Frost Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. ~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Television is simply automated day-dreaming. ~Lee Lovinger They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk. ~Gene Roddenberry The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV. The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant commercials to look at Flashgun Casey or swallow a flock of beer and loan-shark spiels in order to watch a couple of fourth-rate club fighters rub noses on the ropes is not losing any time from book reading. ~Raymond Chandler, 1946 It's the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without. ~Paddy Chayevsky What is being lost is the magic of the word. I am not an image person. Imagery belongs to another civilization: the caveman. Caveman couldn't express himself so he put images on walls. ~Elie Wiesel, 1995 Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. ~Fred Allen Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at. ~Noel Coward, attributed We can put it in its proper perspective by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books. ~Robert M. Hutchins, News Summaries, 31 December 1977 TV. If guys are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your guy's imagination. Open a book. ~Author Unknown Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little. ~Ray Bradbury, The Golden Apples of the Sun Television: chewing gum for the eyes. ~Frank Lloyd Wright Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us. ~Jim Urbanovich Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. ~Alfred Hitchcock If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general's warning. ~Alan Kay Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ~Art Buchwald, "Adding Insult to Injury, |
| You should put on The History Channel, History International, the Military Channel, Discovery, Animal Planet and National Geographic channel some time. I learn a lot, and can therefore do really well in Trivial Pursuit. |
| I need some help off of funny people out there!!!? Can I have some help please as I'm looking to write and film a short comedic film - like Dumb and Dumber, Superbad, Knocked Up, I Love You Man, The Sunshine Boys with Walther Matthau, Don't Be A Menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood,Sex Lives Of The Potato Men, Friday, Jason Bigg's character from the American Pie films, The 40 year old virgin, Johnny english, get smart mall cop, and planes, trains and automobiles. It's about two nervous guys, one of the nervous guys is kinda ODD - one trying to find a girlfriend or a job during the recession - haven't decided on which yet, and they make stupid mistakes ll the time in their lives, I'm thinking of writing a character like Homer Simpson, could you post some jokes, ideas and funny stuff to give me inspiration please - Thanks!!! Additional Details It will be about 15 - 20 minutes long!!! I'm trying to get myself noticed as a filmmaker, so that's why I'm looking to put this short film together - as comedies make people laugh and it's good to laugh, especially during the recession!!! Additional Details It's gonna have a funny female character in it as well as the two guys being funny!!! The comedy is gonna come form embarrassment, nervousness and a few lines, good comic timing - and funny facial expressions!!! I've been told that I've got a good sense of humor and the last short film comedy that I wrote got me some good feedback from my teacher - just need a few ideas to help me get the comedic juices flowing!!! |
| Do you realize how much funny material when it comes to what Higher Powers have to be thinking about the way the world is operating. Know this, God etc. has to have a great sense of humor when it comes to how this world has turned out. One thing that I have learned about God and Jesus is that they are hysterical. Look at life's examples. I'm tired right now and can't come up with complete suggestions but just imagine yourself as either one of them and imagine what they must be thinking. You have to know that their sense of humor has kept this Universe alive. We make so many dumb-*** mistakes when it comes to looking at Humans From Their View. I have found so much material when it comes to looking at this from souls before us views of what we are doing. Going to leave this alone right now as I need to be in the bed but I think that if you really have a good sense of humor as far a fairness of behavior, you have a book all in it's self. Remind me tomorrow about your quest. I happen to be a very funny person. Not bragging. Not doing stand up but definitely have a few suggestions. If you look at this from God gave up up his only son and look what we did with it, you will get a bunch of laughter and nodding heads. Go for the obvious. Take Care. Nancy |
| Can I have some help with my question please!!!? I need some help off of funny people out there!!!? Can I have some help please as I'm looking to write and film a short comedic film - like Dumb and Dumber, Superbad, Knocked Up, I Love You Man, The Sunshine Boys with Walther Matthau, Don't Be A Menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood,Sex Lives Of The Potato Men, Friday, Jason Bigg's character from the American Pie films, The 40 year old virgin, Johnny english, get smart mall cop, and planes, trains and automobiles. It's about two nervous guys, one of the nervous guys is kinda ODD - one trying to find a girlfriend or a job during the recession - haven't decided on which yet, and they make stupid mistakes ll the time in their lives, I'm thinking of writing a character like Homer Simpson, could you post some jokes, ideas and funny stuff to give me inspiration please - Thanks!!! Additional Details It will be about 15 - 20 minutes long!!! I'm trying to get myself noticed as a filmmaker, so that's why I'm looking to put this short film together - as comedies make people laugh and it's good to laugh, especially during the recession!!! Additional Details It's gonna have a funny female character in it as well as the two guys being funny!!! The comedy is gonna come form embarrassment, nervousness and a few lines, good comic timing - and funny facial expressions!!! I've been told that I've got a good sense of humour and the last short film comedy that I wrote got me some good feedback from my teacher - just need a few ideas to help me get the comedic juices flowing!!! I might not write and film it right away but will do eventually!!! |
| Virtually any scene from the film _The Big Lebowski_ |